"This Lemon-Baked Summer Chicken Pesto tastes horrid," cried the Barefoot Contessa.
"I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now," cried the Barefoot Contessa. How could Jeffrey abandon her now, in this, her time of need?
Anonymous asked: nyan!! happy birthday daddy!! =^w^= *cums on your silly pickle birthday cake!!!!* hehehehheehe!!!!!!!
WHAT IS THE NUMBER FOR SOMETHING STRONGER THAN THE POLICE
Artist Peter Cook, grew this living garden chair using tree shaping methods, primarily training a living tree through constricting the direction of branch growth. The chair took about eight years to grow.
he’s wearing crocs
He grew a tree into a chair. He can wear whatever the fuck he wants.
Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.
I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS